What a stunning display of bureaucratic bravado! This official, Nicholas Enrich, must be quite the ‘global health’ rockstar, daring to criticize the Trump administration in such grandiose terms. He’s like a superhero without a cape, except his power seems to be predicting disaster while being on administrative leave. And just think, if we let him manage the economy, he might just ‘prevent mortality and morbidity’ through… austerity measures? It’s amazing how a memo can turn into a comedy of bureaucratic errors. He’s not just warning about ‘preventable death’ and ‘national security threats,’ he’s issuing his own form of doomsday prepping, all from the comfort of his leave. It’s like he’s trying to be the new Cassandra, but instead of prophecies, he’s got a list of financial projections that would make even the most pessimistic of economists laugh. Oh, and the cherry on top? Getting sued for $2 billion while on leave. Talk about a career move!