JD Vance, in a display of imperial diplomacy as outdated as a dial-up internet connection, has suggested that the key to Ukraine’s peace is not through the barrel of a gun, but through the wallet of an American businessman. Seems like he’s trying to pawn off the Trump administration’s failed leadership as some sort of economic genius. Talk about ‘security guarantees,’ why not just install a few gold bars at the border? As for Zelensky, poor guy, he’s just a pawn in a geopolitical game of chess, and Vance is playing the role of an eccentric grandmaster, demanding checkmated solutions with a smile. What’s next, Vance? A reality show where Ukraine is the ‘hot’ spot and Trump is the ‘star’ broker?