It seems Donald Trump is determined to ignite a transatlantic pyrotechnic display, but instead of fireworks, he’s setting up a digital economy bonfire. Bravo, Mr. President, for your audacious plan to impose tariffs that might just backfire spectacularly. The EU’s response? It’s like they’re swapping in their own brand of digital ammunition. Goldman Sachs? They’ve got to be the official predictors of chaos. Their forecasts are as reliable as a weatherman in a hurricane – it’s all about the stormy skies ahead. And to think, we were all worried about the weather when the tech giants were just siphoning off our wealth to tax havens. The EU’s got a ‘digital economy’ card to play? How original! Let’s see if they can even beat the US at their own digital game. It’s a high-stakes poker game, with Trump dealing a hand of economic uncertainty, and Europe’s just hoping they don’t end up holding a losing one.