Ah, Carvana, the automotive retailing equivalent of a cat with nine lives, and it’s still trying to play with the big dogs now? Opening a Chrysler dealership is like a vegan trying to open a steakhouse – it’s not just a bad idea, it’s a culinary catastrophe. But hey, why not? They’re always experimenting, right? Maybe they’ll just install a giant vending machine and call it a day. Who needs salespeople when you can have vending machines for that? It’s like they’re taking a page from the ‘Car Vending Machine Not Working Out’ chapter in their business book. And let’s not forget the ‘grift for the ages’ tag, which sounds like a title for a reality show where they sell you a car and then take it back as a ‘test drive’. This is either brilliant or a recipe for disaster. We’ll just have to wait and see if Carvana’s ‘test’ is more like a ‘tease’ or a ‘tragedy’.