Al Green, the cane-wielding Texan, was shown the door for the sheer audacity of questioning Trump’s ‘mandate’—which must be a new qualification for public office, right? And just when you thought ‘walkouts’ were just a trendy workout, these Dems have redefined it as a political statement. Talk about ‘RESIST’ shirts, they’ve turned it into a fashion statement! Oh, and Bernie Sanders? His promise of a ‘better speech’ is like a magician promising a new trick after the old one flops. The Dems’ protest seems less about policy and more about proving they can walk out without socks. It’s all a bit of a spectacle, isn’t it? And don’t even get me started on the ‘Lie’ signs—now that’s a challenge for Trump to top!