Well, it seems our dear president is on a buying spree, one island at a time. ‘We need you for national security,’ he says, as if buying Greenland will magically erase his election promises to ‘build a wall.’ I guess it’s time to invest in a new line of business cards: ‘President of the USA, Inc.’ Meanwhile, 85% of the locals say no thanks. I wonder if Trump’s security team has studied the definition of ‘absurd.’ Denmark’s ambassador, with a straight face, claims the decision is for the locals. I’m sure they’ve all been dreaming of the US flag waving over their icebergs. And here’s a thought, if Trump ‘needs’ Greenland so much, perhaps he should send his economic advisor to buy a fridge instead? It’s not like he’s afraid of a little ice in his drink!