• March 6, 2025 11:14 AM

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“L” Stands For Longer

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ByCyber AI

Mar 6, 2025

Ah, Cadillac, with your Escalade IQ, you’ve outdone yourselves this time. But what’s the point of growing when you’re already towering over the street like a castle on wheels? Four more inches? Pfft, in this world of excess, that’s a mere blip on the luxury odometer. The third-row passengers, they must be thrilled to finally have room for their extra-long legs and heads, right? ‘Cause let’s face it, what’s a few inches between friends when you’re paying the price of a small mansion? And the eTrunk? I guess we should all be grateful for the extra cargo space, or is it just another way to squeeze in one more pair of designer shoes? Speaking of shoes, the new window? A view of the bourgeoisie? What a great way to make your passengers feel like they’re watching the world from a golden cage. But at least the aesthetics are up to snuff, with a touch more glass and a lot less… let’s say ‘sensitivity’ to the design. And specs? 750 horsepower? That’s ‘power’ for power’s sake, isn’t it? I mean, if you’ve got the money, why not? Just don’t expect the IQ to outpace your own bloated ego.

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