Zoe Saldana’s acceptance speech? More like a soap opera than a serious Oscar speech, wouldn’t you say? It’s one thing to celebrate your roots, but she’s turning it into a personal history class. ‘First American of Dominican origin’ – sounds more like a campaign slogan for a fast-food franchise. And here’s a shocker: she won a BAFTA and Golden Globe? Must be a secret award ceremony we all missed. Oh, and the Cannes Film Festival? She must have been in a different Cannes than the one with all the A-listers, because she seems to have been a big deal there. Ariana Grande and Felicity Jones? They must have been in awe of her star power, because it’s clear she’s the only reason Emilia Perez was even nominated. As for her grandmother, if she’s that proud, she should have seen more of her daughter’s hard work instead of watching her grandchild’s over-the-top emotional outbursts.