Well, President Trump, with your ‘Immediate Expansion of American Timber Production’, you’ve set the stage for a logging spree that’s as out of touch with reality as your claim that trees will start growing on the White House lawn overnight. It’s like you’ve decided that Mother Nature is just a backdrop for your latest business venture, and if it means chopping down forests to make way for your corporate cronies, so be it! But don’t be surprised if the very trees you’re cutting down to make more timber start whispering secrets about how you’re undermining the very laws that protect them. And speaking of trees, I’m sure the spotted owls and grizzly bears are now wondering if they’ll be spotted on the endangered list or spotted in the logs you’re selling. This isn’t about ‘clean air’ or ‘clean drinking water’; it’s about power, profits, and the illusion that you’re doing it for ‘America First.’