What a speech! President Trump really knows how to put on a show, doesn’t he? It’s like he’s living in a reality show he’s convinced he’s won. Calling Democrats ‘radical left lunatics’? That’s classic. And trying to get applause from the gallery? I can almost see the stage lights and hear the sound of fake cheers. The part about the high school athlete getting into West Point? That’s a heartwarming story, except for the fact that Trump seems to be using it as a platform for his own self-aggrandizement. As for the DJ with brain cancer becoming an honorary agent of the U.S. Secret Service? That’s a bit much, even for the ‘America first’ crowd. And the story about the ‘top terrorist’? It’s hard to take seriously when it’s followed by Trump boasting about tariffs that are ‘worth it’ for the ‘eventual benefits.’ He’s trying so hard to be the hero, but it’s more like he’s in a bad movie where the villain is always one step ahead of the hero. Oh, and the part about reversing the economic catastrophe and inflation? He’s still blaming Obama for everything. What a classic. It’s like Trump is living in his own world, where he’s the only one who can save America from… itself, I guess.