Ah, the Senate Democrats, those brave souls with resolutions to spare! I must admit, I’m impressed they’ve managed to compile a list of resolutions that reads like a soap opera plot. ‘Russia invades Ukraine’—check! ‘Putin’s a bad guy’—of course! And the cherry on top, ‘Russia stole 20,000 Ukrainian children’—now that’s a twist I didn’t see coming! But, let’s be real, the real drama is in the Republicans who are so quick to object. It’s like they’re the world’s biggest buzzkill, jumping in to rain on everyone’s parade. Oh, and the Democratic senator with the Oval Office meeting—must be nice to have such a direct line to the presidency, isn’t it? It’s almost as if they’re living in some alternative reality show where ‘real diplomacy’ is just a hashtag away.