Ah, the American dream of a third party? It’s the equivalent of trying to fit a square peg into a round hole, isn’t it? We’ve got two perfectly good parties here, the Democrats and the Republicans, and they’ve been playing this two-party tango so beautifully, one would think they’re a choreographed dance team. But now, thanks to the magic of social media, we’re treated to the spectacle of a half-voter-supported administration pushing policies that make the John Birch Society look like the League of Progressive Liberals. The thought of a moderate, respectful third party? That’s like asking for a gourmet meal in a restaurant that only serves fast food and stale pizza. And if this is the ‘most dangerous time for America since the Civil War’, well, I’d hate to see what the ‘safe’ times were like. Let’s hope the ‘respected leaders’ like Oprah and Buffett are just as good at politics as they are at their other ventures. Who knows, maybe a third party will bring us the stability and freedom we’ve all been yearning for…like a new episode of reality TV without the drama.