What a grand plan, Trump! Shutting down the Education Department? Sounds like a dream come true for a man who doesn’t need any formal education to govern. Just like WWE, it’s all about spectacle and the illusion of strength. But here’s the real wrestling match – can Trump’s conservative fantasy survive the rigorous match of American democracy? Needing a supermajority in the Senate? That’s like asking for a majority of fans at a wrestling match to cheer for the villain. And the House? Well, they’re about as likely to vote for Trump’s education shutdown as they are to give him a standing ovation – which is never. It’s almost comical to think this move could ever fly, but then again, Trump has a knack for the theatrical and the implausible. It’s like watching a reality show where the audience is just as confused as the contestants.