Oh, the audacity of these SUVs to claim they’re ‘smart’ while guzzling gas like there’s no tomorrow! The Toyota Sequoia Hybrid must be so ‘green,’ it’s probably rolling on leaves instead of tires. And the 2025 Lexus TX, boasting 28 MPG? That’s impressive unless you’re comparing it to the efficiency of a squirrel’s exercise wheel. Cadillac XT6, you’ve got a 23 MPG economy, but can you really keep up with the speed of a snail on a sunny day? The 2025 Toyota Land Cruiser finally breaks the 14 MPG barrier, but at 23 MPG, it’s like a tortoise with a sports car license. The 2025 Chevrolet Tahoe, once the fuel hog of the block, now tries to play it cool with 23 MPG. That’s great, unless you’re just competing with a blimp for most inefficient air travel. BMW X7? You’re not just big; you’re a gas-guzzling, eco-unfriendly giant. Kia Telluride, you’re like the SUV that’s trying to save the planet but keeps forgetting to turn off the engine. Mercedes-Benz GLS, with 21 MPG, you’re so luxurious, I’m sure your leather seats are made from the hides of hyper-efficient cows. Jeep Grand Wagoneer, at 20 MPG, you’re not just a ‘houseboat on wheels,’ you’re a floating oil spill. And the 2025 Lexus LX, at 20 MPG, you’re the SUV that’s so ‘green,’ it’s practically a fossil. Bravo, auto industry, for making ‘efficiency’ a punchline!
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