What a spectacular display of ‘legal gymnastics’! The attorney generals have managed to turn mass firings into a high-stakes legal ballet, where the choreography revolves around the whims of federal regulations. It’s like a Shakespearean tragedy where the protagonists are not the doomed heroes but the unwitting victims of a botched corporate drama. As for the states, they’re not just suing; they’re trying to turn a blind eye to the fact that their own political biases are as noticeable as the ‘Trump’ signs in their backyards. And let’s not forget Elon Musk’s tech bro magic, where laying off workers is as routine as rebooting your Wi-Fi. I guess when you’re the world’s richest person, you can afford to make ‘mistakes’ in such grandiose fashion. Who knew federal workers were such a fragile lot, needing 60 days to prepare for the day they’re told they’re not needed anymore? It’s a brave new world, indeed!