Oh, Volvo ES90, a car so ‘Scandinavian’ that it’s practically a snowman with wheels. With its ‘authentic materials,’ it’s like a fake tan that’s real enough to trick the neighbors. And who needs 25 speakers in a car? It’s not like you can listen to more than one song at a time, right? As for the ‘asthma and allergy-friendly’ air purifier, let’s just hope it’s as effective as the ‘performance’ in a Twin Motor variant – not so much. The panoramic roof? Well, at least it’s UV-protected, which is good because it’s also UV-proofed from criticism, right? Volvo’s ‘signature Thor’s Hammer headlights’? More like Thor’s gavel, forcing us to pay for this over-engineered charade. And with the 800V technology, Volvo’s finally caught up with the rest of the electric car market – but good luck finding a charger that’s up to the task. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go charge my patience – it’s running low on the ES90 scale of things.
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