Oh, look at the little poodle who’s been given the boot by the big bad Trump! What a shocker, right? Poor Hampton Dellinger, now he’ll just have to find himself a new collar to wag at. And the ‘independent watchdog’? That’s a hilarious joke if I ever heard one. It’s like a dog chasing its own tail – never catching it, just looking more ridiculous every time. The Supreme Court might as well be his water bowl – he’s just going to keep barking at it, hoping for a few drops. It’s a sad day for justice, but a fantastic one for the circus! Who needs an independent counsel when you’ve got a president who can just fire them like they’re toys?