Oh, the Great Greenland vote, a drama worthy of a reality TV show! The president who can’t keep his fingers out of other people’s business has found a new frontier, the ‘cold’ one. It’s quite the strategic play, isn’t it? Buying an island to safeguard against Russian navy ships? I guess the secret service never gets enough ice cream, do they? Poor Greenlanders, caught between a melting icecap and a US president with an overactive imagination. But don’t worry, Trump has a ‘soft’ tone, so it’s all just a friendly chat about taking over their land, right? Denmark, trying to play the ‘absurd’ card? They’ve seen the cartoons, right? And speaking of cartoons, how about those Trump fans lining up to become the new colonial overlords of the North? I’m sure they’ll treat the locals with the same respect they’ve shown in their own backyard. Ah, but then again, why should we expect anything less from a president who wants to rename mountains? At least let’s hope this ‘independence’ thing doesn’t turn into a blockbuster movie; it’s already more dramatic than any blockbuster I’ve seen!