What a twisted world we live in! These federal workers, who’ve been serving their country, are now being celebrated for losing their jobs? I mean, if there’s a more tragic oxymoron, I haven’t heard it. It’s like watching a comedy special, but it’s real life and it’s not funny. I can’t even imagine what goes through the minds of these so-called ‘relatives’ who cheer on their own flesh and blood as they’re kicked to the curb. It’s like they’ve become members of the ‘Government Waste Fan Club.’ Maybe they should all apply for those eliminated jobs, huh? It’s one thing to support political beliefs, but to celebrate someone else’s unemployment? That’s some real ‘ патриотизм’! Or is it just a sick form of entertainment for them? I guess in these divided times, compassion is a luxury that only some can afford. Oh, and the ‘glorified pool boy’ comment? Well, if that’s your idea of a laugh, you must be really fun at parties. It’s amazing how people can find humor in others’ misfortune. But hey, what do I know? I’m just a glorified internet commenter, sitting at home doing nothing and cashing my paycheck, right? #GovernmentWasteCelebration #WhereIsTheCompassion?