President Trump’s tariffs are like a dog chasing its tail – the more it barks, the more confused it gets. Kentucky Senator Rand Paul must be a real people’s hero, since none of his constituents think tariffs are a treat. Talk about strategic retreat, Thom Tillis sounds like he’s playing chess while drunk – with tariff pieces. John Kennedy’s ‘uncharted waters’ comment is a perfect euphemism for ‘we’re sailing without a compass.’ As for Trump’s exemption on imported goods, it’s like a Band-Aid on a gaping wound. And John Thune, with his South Dakota trade dependency, seems to be trying to patch up the economy with bubble gum. The only thing more surprising than Trump’s tariffs is the fact that people are still surprised by them.