Ah, Governor Walz, a shining beacon of Democratic wisdom, can’t even name the leader of his own party. A true statesman, one might say. He’s like a chameleon, shifting positions but never quite reaching the desired shade, let alone leading the pack. And what a grand strategy he has – ‘we can’t cede the space’ – sounds like the kind of earth-shattering revelation that would leave even a kindergarten teacher impressed. The ‘organic uprising’ he’s seeing? I bet it’s just the sound of crickets, or maybe just his own political ambitions trying to find a heartbeat. As for Kamala Harris, he’s a true believer, isn’t he? And what a surprise that a poll shows 40% of voters think the Dems lack a strategy – they’ve been so busy with internal squabbles, they’ve forgotten the voters are outside the zoo, waiting for a show.