Chris Deluzio, the Democratic congressman, is like a knight in shining armor, waving the flag of tariffs and leading the charge to protect American workers from the mythical ‘exploited foreign workers’. It’s quite the spectacle, especially when you consider how that flag is adorned with the logo of ‘free trade deals that shipped jobs abroad’. The ‘credit’ to the Biden administration for tripling tariffs on Chinese steel? More like a triple axel with two landings short of the ice rink. And Trump’s ‘chaotic tariff two-step’? It’s less of a dance and more of a ‘Why am I still standing?’ moment. I mean, who in their right mind supports tariffs on allies like Canada? Only someone who’s so ‘stable’ they can’t even keep their tariffs in one place. This is the kind of economic policy that makes ‘Whack-a-Mole’ look like a masterpiece of fiscal responsibility.