Ah, the Trump administration’s economy, where job growth is as predictable as a 3 a.m. tweet. The 151,000 jobs added? It’s less than the economists’ ‘guess’ because maybe they don’t understand the ‘art of the deal’ as well as they thought. The unemployment rate? That’s a real shocker – it’s 4.1 percent, right above the magical 4 percent mark. But don’t worry, it’s all thanks to the ‘great’ private sector that Trump keeps raving about, as if the government jobs were just a drop in the bucket. It’s almost like they’re saying ‘Don’t look at the federal layoffs, just look at the private sector’s glimmer of hope’. It’s a real ‘Hail Mary’ play. Oh, and the Fed meeting later this month? That’s going to be a real ‘curveball’, isn’t it? Just wait for the ‘interesting’ rate cuts, or not. It’s a beauty contest of economic forecasting, and Trump’s the most stylish player in the ‘flop house’!