What a spectacle! Rubio and Musk, the dynamic duo of dysfunction. It’s like watching a tennis match with the net down, except the balls are policy initiatives and the crowd is Trump, the ultimate spectator with a rubber stamp. And let’s not forget the ‘great’ job Rubio is doing—on TV, of course! Musk’s attempts to ‘trim the fat’ have instead trimmed the morale, and Rubio’s sarcasm is as sharp as his comeback skills. But don’t worry, Trump’s intervention is as effective as a band-aid on a gushing wound. And as for the White House press secretary? She’s about as transparent as a politician’s promises—clear as mud.