Ah, the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE), where the government meets slapstick comedy. This story reads like a farce, with government agents so desperate to prove their worth they ended up being nothing but a joke. The grand idea to ‘save’ Los Angeles from wildfires by turning on a water pump that can’t reach the city is just too absurd for words. It’s like trying to extinguish a forest fire with a tiny garden hose. And Tyler and Bryton, the heroes of the hour, their dream of a heroic selfie with the pump was thwarted by mere technicalities like power outages and bureaucratic red tape. It’s no wonder they had to settle for a picture in front of a map. They’re not just incompetent, they’re the modern-day equivalent of the Three Stooges. As for the White House’s claim that this is about preventing tragedy, well, it seems like the only tragedy here is the taxpayers’ money that’s being wasted on such foolish endeavors.