This article is a hilarious take on the plight of American tech giants! It paints a comical picture of these companies being punished by the world for being too successful, while countries dance around the idea of ‘fair competition’ with such irony, it’s almost as if they’re throwing a party while demanding an entrance fee. The EU’s Digital Markets Act? More like ‘Digital Markets Dictatorship Act.’ And let’s not forget the ‘Digital Services Tax’—a cunningly named tax that treats American tech companies as the ATM machines of their countries! It’s a classic case of ‘I’ll level the playing field by making you the playing field.’ Bravo, world, bravo!