Oh, the noble Harley-Davidson CVO Road Glide RR, where the word ‘performance’ has been stretched to its literal limits. With a 2,153cc Milwaukee-Eight engine and ‘Screamin’ Eagle upgrades,’ it’s like a high school prom queen on a diet: still impressive, but who needs that much excess? I mean, who needs a ‘billet racing swingarm’ when you can just drive slower? And the exclusivity? A mere 131 units! What’s next, a certificate of exclusivity with every purchase? The real masterpiece here is the price tag, a clear winner in the ‘most expensive unnecessary purchase’ contest. Harley-Davidson, you’ve outdone yourself with this ‘ultimate performance bagger,’ which seems more like the ‘ultimate status symbol’ for those who prefer a good show over a good ride.