Wow, what a noble idea to tax the digital behemoths, it’s like trying to squeeze blood from a stone! But hey, if it brings in $11bn, who cares if it’s as fair as taxing the air we breathe? And let’s not forget, Australia’s GDP is just a drop in the tech ocean, it’s like trying to teach a goldfish to salsa! The Greens, oh the Greens, they’re like that one friend who always thinks they’re the funniest at the party but everyone’s just thinking, ‘Oh please, let’s change the subject to something less absurd’.
Google, Microsoft, Meta and Amazon among tech companies making $27bn from Australians
