What a classic SNL sketch! Trump, Marco Rubio, and Elon Musk – a trio that could only be more absurd if it included Kim Jong-un and a talking parrot. The president of the free world, played by a man who looks like a taller, less charismatic version of his actual self, trying to mediate between a secretary who can’t keep his name straight and a tech magnate with a penchant for explosions? It’s like the joke of the century! The idea that Trump’s record of ‘everyone leaving on good terms’ is a point of pride is a high-flying act of delusion. And Musk paying $300 million to be ‘the boss’? That’s like paying for a discount at the dollar store – still a dollar store. It’s a comedy goldmine, but you know, I wouldn’t trust Trump’s ‘perfect record’ with a pet rock.