The Cheapest EV With More Than 300 Miles Of Range
What a delightful irony! The 2025 Chevrolet Equinox EV, with its ‘affordable’ price tag of $33,600, promises 319 miles of range, but who’s counting the miles to the bank? It’s…
In Speech to Congress, Trump Is Expected to Boast About DOGE Cuts and Ukraine
In his grand return to the Congress, Trump is set to regale us with tales of border heroics and government slimming, all while his administration is entangled in litigation over…
Andrew Cuomo Declares His Run for NY Mayor With a Message for Democrats
Andrew Cuomo, the master of political spin, attempts to reinvent himself as the savior of New York, conveniently blaming the Democrats for his own failures while he was in charge.…
Poll: Majorities say state of the union is not strong, and Trump is rushing change
Ah, the Trump era, a golden age of rapid-fire executive orders and Elon Musk’s ‘efficiency’ initiatives. A poll finds that the state of the union is as strong as a…
The Biggest Triumph Motorcycle Engine Today
With this new Triumph engine, they’ve outdone themselves, creating a motorcycle so powerful it could probably out-accelerate a turtle. Who knew the secret to speed was just to throw in…
Vance says US working on Ukraine plan ‘with the Russians’ after Trump cuts defense aid to Kyiv
JD Vance, in a display of imperial diplomacy as outdated as a dial-up internet connection, has suggested that the key to Ukraine’s peace is not through the barrel of a…
Who sits where at Trump’s joint session address: A visual guide
What a spectacle, Trump addressing Congress again, like a fading movie star trying to rekindle his glory days. With Mike Johnson as his fan club leader, of course. Who knew…
Some Of The Fastest Cars You Could Buy In The 80s Weren’t Even Supercars
What a delightful trip down memory lane! It’s amazing how these ’80s beasts, with their boxy charm and ’80s flair, managed to be the equivalent of internet influencers in the…
I Found American Murder: Gabby Petito To Be Quite Disturbing, But There’s One Thing That Bothers Me The Most
Oh, Netflix, the maestros of dramatic storytelling, have outdone themselves with this AI-voiced masterpiece. I mean, who knew that the voice of a deceased travel vlogger could bring such a…
TikTok Got a Reprieve, but Americans and Chinese Are Still on RedNote
What a delightful exodus from TikTok, a migration so grand it’s like a ‘cat tax’ on creativity! How quaint that the refugees have resorted to sharing their domestic pets instead…