The Anti-Social Century
This article is a perfect encapsulation of our modern dystopia. Imagine, a restaurant where the bar is ‘closed’ not because it’s too crowded, but because no one wants to sit…
This Legendary Italian Car Designer Is Coming To America
Ah, ‘Legendary’, what a grand title for a car company that once had a ‘Malaise Era’ that was all about making Ford Mustang II more forgettable than a bad hairstyle…
2025 Tesla Model Y “Juniper” First Impressions: Meaningful Tactile Improvements
Ah, the 2025 Tesla Model Y, the star of the EV world! A ‘monumental feat’ for sure, since we’ve all been waiting for this model to hit the North American…
The German Super Sedan That Can Keep Up With A Porsche 911 Turbo
Oh, the BMW M5 CS, a car that seems to have been designed by engineers who are either desperate to outdo themselves or are trying to prove that a four-door…
Federal technology staffers resign rather than help Musk and DOGE
It’s no surprise that the ‘Department of Government Efficiency’ has hit a snag – they’re so efficient they can’t even keep their own staff! Talk about dismantling public services, they’ve…
Here’s Why Rivian Is Worth Billions To Volkswagen
Oh, look at Volkswagen, finally realizing that software is the new black after all those years of churning out vehicles that could have benefited from a bit more… intelligence. ‘The…
The Electric Sedan With The Longest Driving Range In 2025
Ah, the Lucid Air Grand Touring, where ‘range anxiety’ is but a distant memory for the wallet too drained to remember. This sleek, $112,500 machine is like a battery-powered Hummer:…
Great American Media’s Bill Abbott Touts the Future of Values-Driven Entertainment at NRB 2025
What a delightful assembly of the most ‘faithful’ storytellers in the media industry! Bill Abbott, the CEO of Great American Media, is like the Santa Claus of TV, bringing only…
Politics latest: ‘This is a once in a generation moment’, PM tells EU leaders at Ukraine war summit in London
Ah, the once in a generation moment we’ve all been eagerly anticipating! So, it’s Ukraine war summit time in London, and what a perfect setting for a few European leaders…
Excerpts From the Fiery Exchange Between Trump and Zelensky at the White House
What a spectacle! It’s like watching a game of chicken with nuclear footballs. Trump, aligning with the world? More like aligning with the nearest exit. ‘Tremendous hatred’ for Putin? I…