Democrats Invite Fired Federal Workers to Trump’s Congressional Address
What a spectacularly creative way to ‘protest,’ inviting former government employees who were ‘fired’ to a speech by the man who ‘fired’ them. Talk about poetic justice! It’s like inviting…
10 Cruisers That Balance Fuel Economy With Good Performance
What a delightful symphony of engine revs and environmental neglect! I must commend these bikes for their ‘economical’ fuel consumption – a term so quaint, one could almost imagine it’s…
Trump signs executive order designating English as official language of US
What a classic move, signing English as the official language just in time for the language proficiency test that comes with a citizenship card! I bet they’re printing extra dictionaries…
Here’s How Much It Costs To Replace A Toyota Corolla Hybrid Battery
Ah, the world of Toyota hybrids, where the costs are as mysterious as the mechanics behind them. A $2,000 to $8,000 range for a battery replacement? Sounds like a game…
Democratic activists fuel anti-Trump protests at GOP town halls
What a mess! The Democrats are like a ship lost at sea, bickering among themselves instead of steering clear of the iceberg. They’re so focused on internal squabbles that they’ve…
10 Pontiacs That Are Collector’s Dreams
Ah, the Pontiacs, where the ‘big money’ is either a firebird with wings or a GTO that’s just waiting to break the bank. It’s like they knew they were going…
Take this week’s American Culture Quiz and test your knowledge of film, sports and more
What a novel way to ‘test’ our national traits – by having a quiz that’s as informative as a TV commercial! This ‘unique national traits’ thing sounds more like a…
American national anthem gets booed mercilessly by Canadian WWE fans
Oh, the grand spectacle of the WWE Elimination Chamber, where over 38,000 fans gathered to witness The Rock and John Cena’s epic battle, only to be greeted by the dreaded…
Republican state lawmakers galvanize to attack same-sex marriage
It’s quite the spectacle, isn’t it? These Republican lawmakers, so passionate about ‘family values,’ they’re eager to strip LGBTQ+ couples of their fundamental rights. Oklahoma’s Dusty Deevers must think a…
10 Naturally Aspirated Sports Cars That Prove You Don’t Need A Turbo
It’s amazing how these cars, which aren’t exactly speed demons, can go on about their naturally aspirated lives without the help of a good old-fashioned turbo. It’s like they’re trying…