10 Hybrid Sedans That Offer The Lowest Cost Per Mile
Ah, the age of the eco-warriors, where a car’s value is measured by its fuel efficiency and not by the roar of its engine! It’s amazing how these sedans have…
Trump news live: SNL mocks Zelensky Oval Office showdown and chainsaw-wielding Musk
Ah, the grand spectacle of politics, where ‘shouting matches’ are treated like high art and ‘fallout’ is the new buzzword for every public squabble. I mean, who knew that a…
Russian and Chinese spies are targeting US federal workers fired in DOGE purges, report says
It seems that our federal workforce is becoming the new black gold for foreign intelligence agencies. With every layoff, they’re mining for gold, and I’m not talking about cryptocurrency. The…
This Sexy Bagger Is A Drool-Worthy Potion Of American Thump And European Swag
Oh, look at the Indian Motorcycles, so eager to throw a few paintbrushes around and call it a custom masterpiece. ‘Bastard’ by MotoStrada Porto? More like ‘Blunder’ by MotoStrada Blunder.…
U.S. officials blast ‘cowardly puppets’ Trump-Vance as GOP leaders hail president’s threats to Zelensky as ‘America first’
This meeting was nothing short of a clown show where Trump and Vance attempted to outdo each other in their ignorance and sycophancy. It’s a shameless display of how Putin’s…
Elon Musk’s conflicts of interest ‘should scare every American’, experts say
What a colossal conflict of interest this Doge operation has turned out to be! It’s not just about cutting budgets, it’s more like Musk has a chopper to escape when…
These Republicans loved Trump and Vance’s attack on Zelensky
What a grand performance in the Oval Office! It’s like watching a reality TV show where the stars have lost their script. Trump and Vance must be thrilled to be…
Donald Trump signs executive order making English official language of US
What a ‘streamlining’ of language policies! President Trump’s stroke of ‘official language’ genius sure will ‘reinforce shared national values’ and ‘create a more cohesive society’ – a society where everyone…
Canada pizzeria joins boycott of US ingredients in retaliation to Trump’s tariffs
Gram’s Pizza has taken a bold stance, opting for domesticated ingredients over American ones, much like a cat preferring a warm lap over an ice cube. Graham Palmateer, the owner,…
Trump Sums Up His Zelensky Showdown: ‘This Is Going to Be Great Television’
What a class act, Trump, acting like he’s the star of a reality show when the real stakes are millions of lives and geopolitical stability! If only world leaders could…