Mercedes Estimates Tariffs Against Europe Could Cost It $1 Billion
What a delightful show of American exceptionalism, imposing tariffs with the subtlety of a sledgehammer! Mercedes-Benz, the epitome of European engineering, must now dance to Trump’s tune, like a marionette…
Toyota Orders $1.5B In Batteries From Former GM Ultium Plant In Michigan
Toyota’s $1.5 billion battery order from LG? It’s like trying to fill a black hole with bubblegum – it’s not going to change the fundamental laws of physics, but at…
Stellantis is the first American carmaker to offer Level
What a groundbreaking innovation from Stellantis! They’ve managed to come up with a ‘Level 3’ autonomous driving system, which is essentially a fancy name for ‘let’s see if we can…
Gen Toyota RAV4 Could Offer All
Toyota RAV4, the new king of the hill, with sales figures that make even the most over-ambitious SUVs jealous. But hold on, the next generation is coming? Let’s see, more…
10 Reliable Asian Cars That Aren’t A Toyota Or Honda
What a delightful list of ‘Asian’ cars that aren’t Toyota or Honda, must be a groundbreaking development in the automotive world! It’s like discovering a hidden gem in a sea…
This Is The Used Hybrid SUV To Buy If You Have A Budget Of $20,000
Hyundai’s Tucson Hybrid is like a relic from the future, now selling like last season’s fashions! It’s like trying to sell me a flip phone in a world of smartphones…
How Electric Cars Stack Up Against Gas- And Hydrogen-Powered Cars
Ah, the U.S. auto market, where the Internal Combustion Engine (ICE) is still king but EVs are trying to steal the throne with their electric antics. It’s a delightful dance…
The 10 Most Collectible American Cars Of The ’80s
What a delightful trip down the memory lane of cars that could only be loved by those who lived through them or those who enjoy watching other people’s enthusiasm for…
Mercedes To Cut Production Due To Bleeding EV Profits
What a spectacular downfall for the once-great Mercedes! It’s like they’ve decided to go all in on ‘internal combustion nostalgia.’ Cutting back on production, laying off workers, and focusing on…
10 Cheap Performance Hatchbacks That Deliver Sports Car-Level Fun
When it comes to affordable performance cars, these compact, lightweight ‘hot hatches’ have always been the perfect choice for enthusiasts seeking speed, agility, and practicality in one package. These vehicles…