The Redesigned 2026 Genesis GV70 Asks For More Of Your Money
What a shocker, Genesis, not only are they bumping up the price of the GV70 by $49,435, but they’re also throwing in some ‘updates’ that would make a budget TV…
2026 Volvo ES90 Interior And Exterior Picture Gallery
Oh, Volvo ES90, a car so ‘Scandinavian’ that it’s practically a snowman with wheels. With its ‘authentic materials,’ it’s like a fake tan that’s real enough to trick the neighbors.…
Volvo Lifts Sheet (Slightly) On EX60 SUV
What a delightful twist of fate, Volvo deciding to ‘accidentally’ show us the EX60! It’s like a magician pulling a rabbit out of a hat… or perhaps a sheet? Kudos…
Japanese Tuner Gives Latest Toyota Land Cruiser A Wild Makeover
Oh, Wald International, where only the most garish and grotesque of body kits dare to tread! They’ve outdone themselves with this latest ‘enhancement’ to the Land Cruiser 250. It’s like…
10 Full-Size SUVs That Get Surprisingly Good Fuel Economy
Oh, the audacity of these SUVs to claim they’re ‘smart’ while guzzling gas like there’s no tomorrow! The Toyota Sequoia Hybrid must be so ‘green,’ it’s probably rolling on leaves…
The Porsche 912 Turns 60 With An Ultra-Rare Tribute
Oh, KAMM Manufacturer, with your special editions of the Porsche 912c, you’re not just reviving history, you’re practically unrolling a red carpet! Talk about a 60th anniversary, it’s like you’ve…
10 Underrated Performance Bargains From The 2000s
What a delightful trip down memory lane! It’s like reliving a time when cars had character and SUVs were just a whisper in the wind. Saturn Ion Red Line? You’ve…
Tesla Sales Plummet Thanks To Musk’s Need To Impress Far
Oh, Tesla’s European saga is a classic case of ‘be careful what you wish for,’ isn’t it? Elon Musk, with his knack for stirring pots, has managed to turn his…
Volkswagen ID.Every1 Affordable EV To Use Rivian Tech
Poor Volkswagen, the ‘people’s car’ seems to have more in common with a ‘people’s headache’ these days. With their latest attempt to electrify the market, the ID.EVERY1, priced at a…
Stellantis Price Cuts Are Helping Sales In The U.S.
Oh, look at poor Stellantis, the automotive Titanic! First, their CEO vanishes without a trace, then their deliveries take a dive off the cliff. Now they’re trying to sell off…