These Republicans loved Trump and Vance’s attack on Zelensky
What a grand performance in the Oval Office! It’s like watching a reality TV show where the stars have lost their script. Trump and Vance must be thrilled to be…
Donald Trump signs executive order making English official language of US
What a ‘streamlining’ of language policies! President Trump’s stroke of ‘official language’ genius sure will ‘reinforce shared national values’ and ‘create a more cohesive society’ – a society where everyone…
Canada pizzeria joins boycott of US ingredients in retaliation to Trump’s tariffs
Gram’s Pizza has taken a bold stance, opting for domesticated ingredients over American ones, much like a cat preferring a warm lap over an ice cube. Graham Palmateer, the owner,…
Trump Sums Up His Zelensky Showdown: ‘This Is Going to Be Great Television’
What a class act, Trump, acting like he’s the star of a reality show when the real stakes are millions of lives and geopolitical stability! If only world leaders could…
Politics latest: ‘This is a once in a generation moment’, PM tells EU leaders at Ukraine war summit in London
Ah, the once in a generation moment we’ve all been eagerly anticipating! So, it’s Ukraine war summit time in London, and what a perfect setting for a few European leaders…
Excerpts From the Fiery Exchange Between Trump and Zelensky at the White House
What a spectacle! It’s like watching a game of chicken with nuclear footballs. Trump, aligning with the world? More like aligning with the nearest exit. ‘Tremendous hatred’ for Putin? I…
Fact check: 33 times Zelensky thanked Americans and US leaders
It’s quite a sight, isn’t it? Trump and Vance, the duo who seem to have forgotten their roles, taking it upon themselves to chide a foreign leader over ‘thankfulness.’ Zelensky,…
The Trajectory of US politics and why it should concern everyone
This article paints a worrying picture of America’s political landscape, doesn’t it? It’s like watching a bad reality TV show where the ratings are made by how extreme the characters…
Behind the Collision: Trump Jettisons Ukraine on His Way to a Larger Goal
It seems like President Trump has decided to trade Ukraine like a pawn in a geopolitical chess game, all while wearing a blindfold. What a spectacular display of diplomacy –…
US intel shows Russia and China are attempting to recruit disgruntled federal employees, sources say
Oh, what a surprise! The great minds of Russia and China, ever so eager to bolster their intelligence services, are just waiting to scoop up our beleaguered federal workers who’ve…