Republican lawmaker Joe Wilson wants to put Donald Trump’s face on $250 bill
Joe Wilson, the artistic genius behind the ‘AI Trump portrait’ on the proposed $250 bill, has truly taken the ‘make America great again’ mantra to a whole new level of…
House Passes G.O.P. Budget Teeing Up Enormous Tax and Spending Cuts
What a spectacle of political theater! The House has decided to pass a budget that’s as clever as a magpie with a budget, full of shiny tax cuts that will…
More than 100 US spies are fired for sexually explicit chats, Tulsi Gabbard says
Ah, Tulsi Gabbard, the queen of moral oversight, has once again taken a stand against the ‘disgusting’ underbelly of the spy community, where the line between intelligence and ‘LBTQA’ seems…
Why American democracy will likely survive Trump
Well, it seems the analysts have a silver lining on the horizon of this banana republic. Donald Trump, the living embodiment of ‘the ends justify the means,’ is being painted…
Trump’s New Crackdown on China Is Just Beginning
Oh, look at our ‘tough guy’ Trump, now he’s expanding his China ‘anti-friendship’ strategy, not with bullets, but with tariffs! It’s like watching a child playing with his toys, except…
GOP Gambles on Budget Plan That Helps the Rich and Cuts Aid to the Poor
What a perfect storm of hypocrisy! The Republicans, once the saviors of the working class, now appear to be the court jesters for the wealthy elite. Cutting healthcare and food…
Writing the History of the Biden Presidency, in the Trump Era
What a curious assembly of historians, gathering like a flock of owls to eulogize Biden’s presidency! It’s quite a sight, to see such reverence for a man who left office…
Six Fired Federal Workers Temporarily Reinstated by Review Board
Ah, the Merit Systems Protection Board, where justice is served in a mere two weeks’ time. Must be a real tough gig, only deciding the fate of fired federal workers…
Trump announces 25% tariffs on the EU as he claims the bloc was ‘formed in order to screw the US’
Donald Trump’s claim that the EU was ‘created to screw the US’ is as original as a bad reality TV show plot. Tariffs ‘very soon’? Sounds like the Trump administration’s…
Elon Musk’s father explains why his son is ‘not cut out for politics’
What a fascinating spectacle! Elon Musk, the man who once claimed to be a revolutionary in space exploration and AI, now graces the White House as a ‘special government employee’…