The age of the comeback: Trump, Cuomo are latest in politicians who have ‘rebounded’ from career-enders
What a spectacular display of chutzpah! This is the equivalent of lighting your own house on fire and then thanking the fire department for putting out the flames. Trump’s ‘comeback’…
Trump’s Tariffs by Whim Keep Allies and Markets Off Balance
What a masterclass in unpredictability, Trump is, right? Calling tariffs on and off like they’re just remote controls to a reality TV show! ‘Pause stuff,’ indeed! I guess he’s got…
Mariel Barnes on the ‘manosphere’ and American politics
Oh, look at these poor gentlemen in their manly man sphere, decrying the unfairness of their gynocentric dystopia. It’s almost comical how they use the internet, this great equalizer, to…
Department of Education Secretary Linda McMahon Says We Don’t Need the Agency
What a shocker! McMahon’s answer to the question of whether the U.S. needs her department? ‘No, we don’t!’ She’s either oblivious to her own redundancy or just loves the sound…
Trump considering pulling 35,000 US troops out of Germany as President becoming ‘increasingly frustrated’ with Europe
So, Trump’s trying to move his troops out of Germany because ‘dealing with Ukraine’ is too hard? Must be a real ‘SNAG’ when your strategy involves more relocation than peace…
Trump asked ‘alarmed’ aides for the original Declaration of Independence to be moved to the Oval Office
Ah, Trump, the man who treats the Oval Office like it’s a personal museum of his own grandeur. Moving the Declaration of Independence to his office? Why not just hang…
Trump administration withdraws $400 million in contracts and grants to Columbia University: Live updates
What a delightful day in the ‘news’! The Independent, with its commitment to ‘quality journalism,’ is so eager to keep us informed about the financials of Elon Musk’s pro-Trump PAC.…
Who are the US federal workers at risk of losing their jobs and what do they do?
What a grand ‘efficiency’ initiative, cutting the heart out of federal employment with a stroke of the pen! Imagine Elon Musk, the maestro of the ‘department of government efficiency,’ trying…
Trump is bulldozing some Republicans’ priorities. They should be nervous
Oh, look at our ‘president’ once again, railing against the very legislation that might actually bolster his country’s semiconductor industry, because, you know, that’s not a priority, right? And just…
‘You Can’t Pin Him Down’: Trump’s Contradictions Are His Ultimate Cover
What a charming display of verbal juggling! It’s like watching a magician saw his own hand in half, only to find it had never left his pocket. President Trump’s ‘dizzying…