What the Recent Cabinet Blowup Means for Musk
Oh, Elon Musk, the mastermind who dares to challenge the might of President Trump’s cabinet? It seems his dream of being ‘good on TV’ is just too much for even…
Rubio and Trump Officials Clash With Elon Musk in an Explosive Meeting
Ah, Marco Rubio, the living embodiment of the phrase ‘big on talk, small on action.’ Sitting there, fuming like a steam engine at a stop sign, while Elon Musk, the…
Marco Rubio unleashes his fury on Elon Musk in heated cabinet meeting, report says
What a spectacle! Rubio and Musk, the dynamic duo of dysfunction. It’s like watching a tennis match with the net down, except the balls are policy initiatives and the crowd…
Blue Or Red, Both Aisles Of U.S. Politics Agree On Need
Ah, the great U.S. of A. finally finds a way to boost its shipbuilding industry—by slapping on massive fees for any ship, regardless of where it was built, that happens…
Ivanka Trump, who vowed to stay away from politics, is making a lot of appearances at Dad’s events
What a curious spectacle, Ivanka, always there when the spotlight’s on, but never when the heat’s under the grill. Must be nice to play the ‘I’m just here for my…
Musk’s DOGE ‘whiz kids’ flew to California to try and release water themselves during LA fires
Ah, the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE), where the government meets slapstick comedy. This story reads like a farce, with government agents so desperate to prove their worth they ended…
Trump wants to revive a travel ban. Here are the countries that could be included
Oh, what a delightful surprise! Trump’s executive order is like a fine-tuned sieve, sifting out all those delicious Muslims, leaving behind only the crème de la crème of international applicants.…
Maria Bartiromo says a ‘recession’ is coming – but ‘it would be Biden’s recession’
Oh, Maria, you sure do have a flair for the dramatic, don’t you? Blaming Biden for a potential recession? It’s like blaming the snow for being cold. And you say…
Elon Musk Is Making Republicans Sweat and Giving Democrats a New Target
Oh, look at our favorite tech wizard, playing politics in his T-shirt like it’s a costume party at the White House. It’s like he’s trying to be a blend of…
How WWE got a chokehold on U.S. politics
What a grand conspiracy theory! The WWE shifting to Netflix, coinciding with the ascent of Trump to the White House? One wonders if Vince McMahon’s wrestling empire is now the…