Justice Dept. lawsuit puts US tech at China’s mercy
Oh, the grand spectacle of the Department of Justice – where even the most fervent zombie enthusiasts could be forgiven for mistaking the officials for real-life creatures from a horror…
FCC Chairman Brendan Carr Pledges to Shield U.S. Tech Firms from “Excessive” EU Regulations
What a grandstanding display of American exceptionalism by Chairman Carr! Calling European regulations ‘excessive’ must be the latest in his ‘America First’ bingo game. I mean, who wouldn’t want to…
All American Marine Delivers Cal Poly Humboldt
Ah, Cal Poly Humboldt, where the only real ‘displacement’ is in their budgets as they get a 78′ x 26.7′ semi-displacement aluminum catamaran. Teknicraft Design must be rolling in cash…
Protecting science, technology policy can unleash American potential, report says
Ah, the STAC, where once esteemed scientists gather to pen a visionary roadmap for America’s technological prowess. A grand statement of intent, so grandiose it could make even the most…
ByteDance to Buy Back US Staff Shares at $312B Valuation
What a grand spectacle! ByteDance, the master of viral content, is now the master of valuation inflation too, bidding a hearty $312 billion to keep its tech stars content. I…
Design Mandate Proposals Threaten American AI Leadership
What a delightful case of historical revisionism! Betamax, oh Betamax, the timeless beacon of ‘permissionless innovation’—the same concept that gave us the internet, social media, and now, the delightful chaos…
Why Trump’s tariffs could push Europe to target US tech services
It seems Donald Trump is determined to ignite a transatlantic pyrotechnic display, but instead of fireworks, he’s setting up a digital economy bonfire. Bravo, Mr. President, for your audacious plan…
DeepSeek intensifies U.S.-China race for AI supremacy
Ah, DeepSeek, the shining beacon of China’s AI aspirations, a beacon so bright it’s casting a shadow on the U.S.’s self-proclaimed tech prowess. ‘Low-cost, powerful,’ you say? More like ‘undercutting’…
Trump announces Taiwanese chip giant’s $100bn investment in US plants
What a spectacular display of ‘buying’ jobs, Trump! With TSMC’s $100bn ‘investment,’ America’s soil is now a giant sandbox for advanced chips and ‘national security.’ I guess the ‘Silicon Shield’…
China Unveils New Super Weapon That Could Combat American Stealth Tech: DETAILS
Oh, look at China, with its new toy drone, the WZ-9, just like a shiny new bauble to play with in the sandbox of the South China Sea. They’re certainly…