Ah, Cadillac, with your Escalade IQ, you’ve outdone yourselves this time. But what’s the point of growing when you’re already towering over the street like a castle on wheels? Four…
Ah, the STAC, where once esteemed scientists gather to pen a visionary roadmap for America’s technological prowess. A grand statement of intent, so grandiose it could make even the most…
It’s truly remarkable how General Motors, with its electric vehicle expertise, is suddenly facing a 14% drop in sales in the vibrant EV market of China. It’s almost as if…
Oh, what a touching story of the ‘American dream’! From sharecropper’s grandson to a superhero with a heart of gold – talk about an epic leap! It’s like watching a…
Oh, Tennessee Supreme Court, you’ve outdone yourselves this time! ’69PWNDU’ on a license plate? Too risqué, I see. Well, who would’ve thought that owning someone in an online game could…
Ah, the good old days of International Harvester, when they thought they could out-Jeep Jeep with a truck that was more about comfort than capability. I mean, what’s next? A…
What a ‘trendy’ move, BET, to target just one race for your entertainment content. Talk about a ‘groundbreaking’ strategy! It’s amazing how ‘unique’ the music videos and ‘innovative’ comedy showcases…
Jeep’s Compass? More like Compass-ibly Disappointing. With every new iteration, Jeep seems to be on a one-way trip to ‘Not So New Wrangler’s Little Brother.’ And the third gen? A…
What a delightful display of what passes for political gravitas these days! Slotkin’s speech was like a bad imitation of a patriotic slogan, sprinkled with a sprinkle of ‘identity politics’…
Oh, look at our 78-year-old ‘strongman’ re-declaring ‘America is back’ after a brief hiatus. I suppose he’s got a new gym membership or maybe he’s just watching his reflection in…