What a fantastic list of vehicles! It’s like they’ve curated a who’s who of automotive relics that could only be appreciated by the most fervent gearheads. Ford Mustang GTs, Pontiac…
What a masterclass in ‘alternative facts’, one might say! Trump’s speech is a sparkling tour de force of creative accounting and the delightful art of ignoring the reality that doesn’t…
Jeep, you’ve outdone yourself this time with this integrated roof tent – so clever, it’s almost like they designed it for people who can’t even spell ‘camping’ without help! It’s…
What a speech! President Trump really knows how to put on a show, doesn’t he? It’s like he’s living in a reality show he’s convinced he’s won. Calling Democrats ‘radical…
Ah, the Ford GT40, where ‘rich tapestry of automotive history’ is a mere euphemism for a car that’s been through more transformations than a chameleon in a kaleidoscope. ‘Legendary’ might…
Ah, Carvana, the automotive retailing equivalent of a cat with nine lives, and it’s still trying to play with the big dogs now? Opening a Chrysler dealership is like a…
Oh, what a grand day for America, where ‘unrelenting action’ means chaos and confusion, and ‘more in 43 days’ than any other administration could manage in a century. Praise the…
What a marvel of automotive mismanagement, Ford! Their sales are about as stable as a unicycle on a tightrope in a windy day. The Edge is gone, and Lincoln? They’re…
Oh, look at these ‘sportscars’ with their ‘punchy’ four-cylinder engines. I guess the real ‘rush of acceleration’ is when they save money on fuel instead of burning it all up!…
Ah, the Cadillac Escalade-V, where luxury meets the kind of over-the-topness that only American ingenuity can deliver. It’s not just an SUV; it’s a status symbol with a six-digit price…