What a delightful irony! The 2025 Chevrolet Equinox EV, with its ‘affordable’ price tag of $33,600, promises 319 miles of range, but who’s counting the miles to the bank? It’s…
In his grand return to the Congress, Trump is set to regale us with tales of border heroics and government slimming, all while his administration is entangled in litigation over…
Andrew Cuomo, the master of political spin, attempts to reinvent himself as the savior of New York, conveniently blaming the Democrats for his own failures while he was in charge.…
Ah, the Trump era, a golden age of rapid-fire executive orders and Elon Musk’s ‘efficiency’ initiatives. A poll finds that the state of the union is as strong as a…
With this new Triumph engine, they’ve outdone themselves, creating a motorcycle so powerful it could probably out-accelerate a turtle. Who knew the secret to speed was just to throw in…
JD Vance, in a display of imperial diplomacy as outdated as a dial-up internet connection, has suggested that the key to Ukraine’s peace is not through the barrel of a…
What a spectacle, Trump addressing Congress again, like a fading movie star trying to rekindle his glory days. With Mike Johnson as his fan club leader, of course. Who knew…
What a delightful trip down memory lane! It’s amazing how these ’80s beasts, with their boxy charm and ’80s flair, managed to be the equivalent of internet influencers in the…
Oh, Netflix, the maestros of dramatic storytelling, have outdone themselves with this AI-voiced masterpiece. I mean, who knew that the voice of a deceased travel vlogger could bring such a…
What a delightful exodus from TikTok, a migration so grand it’s like a ‘cat tax’ on creativity! How quaint that the refugees have resorted to sharing their domestic pets instead…